Buying seeds

Hey there,
ya there is places to buy seeds from on the internet, and yes the damn po-po (police) can track your ass down!!!

Although most seed companies will send them in unmarked packages, a doctor in Cali (I think) has been caught...

Here's a site that i'd recommend: Marijuana seeds

I'm not saying you will get caught, but there is a chance. So good luck!

k33p t0k1N

Micr0'z Muzic

Hey my T0kerz, I got some music I'm goin' to put up on YouTube. Check it out and tell me what ya think about it...

This is my Friend A.M.E in this song: I'm A G

I'm goin' to be putting up some more later and also answering some more questions. My next article is going to show you how to make some hash! So get ready to get Blazed OUT!!!


k33p t0K1N

Some Questions Answered Here:

Number One: From Anonymous: "how long before i should harvest using SCROG"

I don't understand you question, but I think you mean 1."I'm using the SCROG method right now, when should I harvest", or 2."When should I start using the SCROG method on my plant"...

Answer 1. If you are using the SCROG method and your just waiting to harvest, just harvest when you usually would (When the crystals are almost all amber).

Answer 2. If you just started a plant and are waiting for it to get big enough to use the SCROG method on it, just wait until it is about a foot tall.

Number Two: From Anonymous: "If u buy just a reg sack of weed can u grow plants from the seeds in it"

Answer 1. Of coarse you can. So if you get a sack of white widow and find a seed in it, your one lucky bastard XD!

Number Three: From Anonymous: "is miricle grow potting soil good"

Answer 1. Well, there's no strait forward answer. Some people have had good results with it, but on the other had some people have very bad result, so it's really up to you... I wouldn't use it though haha.

Number Four: From Anonymous: "if u cut off all the balls on ur male plants will they still fuck up ur female plants"

Answer 1. Most likely. It's only when the balls open is when the pollen is released, so I guess you can just remove them all VERY DAMN carefully. But on the other hand, why the hell would you want a guy plant? Cutting of a male's balls, what kind of person are you! Just playin'.

Dedicated to:
1. Anonymous
2. Anonymous
3. Anonymous
4. Anonymous

K33P t0K1N

Underground pot cave! (Answer to curiousnigka)

Here is the entry to the secret underground pot cave!



This is the entrance door to the pot cave!


And here is the pot!




Dedicated to curiousnigka

k33p T0k1N

SOG technique

So, someone recently asked, "Can you show me how to do SOG". And like I promised, here's the article for Anonymous.

************************SOG*******************************

Item checklist:
1. Depending on your lighting 6 - 8 small pots.



2. Lighting of coarse (I used CFL).

3. A spot to put your plants at that you can make it have 100% no light at any time (I used my closet).

4. Soil (I forgot what I used but make sure it has perlite)

5. Seeds and thats it.

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The SOG Technique can get you the most weed in the shortest time, but if it's illegal where you are you'll get into to some huge SH*T if caught using this technique.

What you want to do is get your grow room set up with your pots about an inch spaced from each other and just grow. It's that simple XD. The results and also a way to image how to set up your room is in this picture:


In you grow, you can use chicken wire like in this picture but you don't have to...
Go to this article to see what the chicken wire is for here


K33p T0k1N

How To Get Bud Instead Of Seeds Question

Yes, you are correct. You need a female plant to get bud...

You can't tell if your plant is a male or female until it is about a foot and a half tall, or if you switch the light settings to 12 hours on and 12 hours off.

If you have a girl plant it will have "pistils" that look like this (The white hairs):


And if you have a boy it will have what I call "Balls" (haha), they look like this:


I wrote this quick so it might not be that detailed. I'm tired!!! Good night and

K33p T0k1N

Sorry...

Like the title says, sorry but I got into some trouble with Google so I have to hold up on putting up content on GotJane so I'm real sorry :(

Oh yeah it's my birthday today!!!! well actually tuesday but I got my gifts to day yay!!!

Once again sorry...

K33p T0k1N

Lesson #4: Technique

Aight, ya'll bastards ready for this article?

Ok, so to begin with the technique you need to ask yourself if growing weed where you are is Legal or Illegal???

Well since you thought of that you should follow my guide line on witch technique would be best for you considering the Legal status of weed growing in you state/country.

FOR LEGAL GROWERS LOOK HERE! FOR ILLEGAL GROWERS GO DOWN THE PAGE TILL YOU SEE ALL CAPITAL LETTERS AGAIN!:

Alright so your growin' legal. The best way to grow for you guys would probably be the SOG Technique (Look here for the definition by me). Now lets start:

Aight, what you guys need is a lot of small pots and that's it.

1. You use this technique by planting as much plants as possible and keep them all as close to each other as possible.
2. You grow your plants till they're about 10 inches tall
3. You switch your lighting to 12/12
4. When buds ready, start harvesting

Explination:

Since it's legal where you are and can grow many plants this technique will get you lots of bud in the shortest amount of time as possible which is NICE!!! :)

ILLEGAL GROWERS THIS IS YOU SPOT!!!:

Ok, illegal growers most of the time or maybe all the time the law will punish you according to how many plants you are growing so what you need to do is make you one or two plants grow as much bud as possible on them so you will you the technique called SCROG (Look here for the definition by me) So lets get down of how to do the SCROG technique:

First of you need a screen like this:
It's just regular one inch chicken wire.

Alright after you got your one inch chicken wire you need any type of bucket your plant will fit into like this:

Instructions:

1. Grow your plant regularly till it's almost a foot or so high.

2. Place your plant into you bucket or box or whatever.

3. Place your chicken wire over your bucket/box and also over your plant.

4. While placing chicken wire move each one of your branches into individual "holes" in your chicken wire so the branches are spread apart.

5. Kick back and let your baby grow some bud!

Explination:

This technique works by maximizing the amount of light each bud spot gets and thus making more bud!

This article is done enough to give you guys an idea of what you need to do...
I will add on with more techniques for legal growers and illegal growers as soon
as you BASTARDS COMMENT!!! BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LIKE MY
ARTICLE'S SO START F*#@ING COMMENTING!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SIGN UP OR ANYTHING SO COMMENT!!!!

K33p T0K1N

You bastards

Well I guess since you bastards aren't postin' anything on here I'll just write up a couple more articles, and some good new is that I FOUND MY DAMN CAMERA IN MY CLOSET so yeah here comes some pics!!!!

Get ready for some bad ass articles...

Here's the line up:

1. Technique
2. Cloning
3. Lighting
4. Proper Harvest
5. I don't know why don't you post something and tell me what you F$%^ing want!!! :)
6. Same as 5

Yup so hurry up and post you bastards, you do it like this:

Look at the bottom of this article and there will be a thing down there that says '0 comments' and you just click on it and boom start postin'. It's free, you don't have to sign up, NOTHING!!! Just post!!! and always

K33p T0k1N

Well...

Do you need to know something about weed you can't find anywhere? Ask you question right now by commenting and I WILL write you an article. A very detailed article with all the info you need relating to your question aight. Just write a comment on this post and I'll write up your article. It can be about anything weed related aight. Need to know how to clone? Or how to do a certain technique for you weed? Or something I can't think of? Well just ask and it'll be up in a day or two aight.

K33p T0k1N

Heads Up

Hey everyone, I wanted to give ya'll ah heads up right quick.

I just wanted say that I'll be making more articles as soon as you guys/gals start posting some comments! I need to know if people are interested in my articles and the only way to find out if you guy/gals start postin'!

Ask some question or ask for some pictures or more info!

ANYTHING just so I know you guys/gals are coming and checking out my articles.

Thanx

k33p T0k1N

Fun With Mary #1

Blazed out your mind and don't know what ta do? Then head go to this place and start makin' some prank calls with Arnold Shwarzenegger's voice. FUNNY AS HELL!!!

Right Here!

More to come and

K33p T0k1N

Got Vids?

Got some video's or pictures of your precious plant then Email me or send me a link to your vid's or pic's and they'll be on GotJane? in no time!

K33p T0k1N

Micro's clips #1

I think it's time to bring some more vids on here so I'm starting Micro's clips. I'll put up one or two every week, here's number one...



Scary movie 2

K33p T0k1N

Lesson #3: An Indoor Grow

Growing in doors requires a lot of preparation before you start growing witch can take a day or two depending if your a lazy grower.


LIST FOR A BASIC GROWER:
1. Paper towels
2. Two plates (non see through)
3. A pot
4. A good soil
5. Lights (regular ICD's)
6. Water
Finished

LIST FOR A MORE SKILLED GROWER:
1. Paper towels
2. Two plates (non see through)
3. Two pots
4. A good soil
5. Lights (CFL's or LED's)
6. Water
7. Fan
8. Thermometer
9. Humidifier
10. Ph Meter
11. Technique
Finished

LIST FOR A MASTER GROWER:
1. Paper towels
2. Two plates (non see through)
3. Two pots
4. A good soil
5. Lights (MHL's and HPS's)
6. Water
7. Fan
8. Three thermometers
9. Humidifier
10. Ph Meter
11. Technique
12. Ventilation system
13. Nutrients
More to come...

Now for the explanation of the items listed:

1&2. Paper towels and Two Plates: When you first start off growin' you must germinate it since you have to start off from the seedling and the way I like germinating my seeds is to get a paper towel then wet it and put your seeds in it and then place it on a plate and place a plate over the first plate so it will be dark and every two days check and see if they have cracked open and are showing a little root. (Pictures coming when I find my damn camera)
3. One pot for lazy grower: Just what you keep your plant in until you harvest it.
3. Two pots for skilled grower: Plant you seedling in a small pot and then once it's about a 8 inches tall transplant it into a bigger pot. This is so the roots will spread through the bigger pot nicely and you plant will absorb more water.
4. Good soil: What else would you need a good soil for???
5. Light for a lazy grower: ICD's are a source of lighting for you plant, but you should not use them even if you are lazy. They do not provide that much light at all because they need to be far away from you plant because they're way too hot, and they don't produce that much light.
5. Light for a skilled grower: CFL's and LED's are another source of lighting that are the best for your plant if you don't have that much money. CFL or LED lights that produce a lot of light do not get that hot and can be 10 or 12 inches away so if you don't have that much cash or just want to be a little more simple with your grow these are the way to go! :)
5. Light for a master grower: If you want top quality lightage for your plants you will need two lights, one for vegitation growth, and one for the flowering stage. Along with needing two different lights, they are expensive, and they also need balast's to power them up, and your electric bill will go nuts! They are not for slangers that want to grow and sell 'cause they will cost more then you'll make selling. Only use them if you want to smoke some top quality bud! :) Anyway, how you use them is just use the MHL light/s in vegitative growth and switch to the HPS light/s when you going into the flowering stage.
6. Water: Nothing special but I use reverse osmosis water, but you can use your sink water too. Also when your in vegitative growth you can use old pillow sheets or anything similar full with sheep manuer and lama menuer and soak them in water in those plastic trash containers for a week and use that dark water to water your plants, ONLY FOR VEGITATIVE GROWTH!
7. Fan: Keep a fan in your grow room pointed at the plants to encourage a stronger stem and you also should have a fan because you MaryJane will produce carbon dioxide witch is like poison for itself witch should be blown away by a fan.
8. Thermometer for skilled grower: Keep track of you temperature and try hard to make it stay around 72-76 degrees F.
8. Three thermometers for a master grower: Keep your temperatur the same and place one thermometer on the flore and one at the top of your plants height and one as high as you can put it.
9. Humidifier: Use it to keep your grow room at 60%-65% humidity for vegitative growth and 50% for flowering.
10. pH meter: You want to keep track of your pH and keep it between 6.5 and 7.0.
11. Technique: Find a technique that you like most and apply it. (Technique article coming soon)
12. Ventilation system: Make one to air out the room.
13. Nutrients: These help out with the yeild of your plant largley. (Nutrient article coming soon)

I'm not done but damn this is a huge article.
More coming and

K33p T0k1N

Lesson #2: Indoors or All Natural?

There's one question you must answer before growing and that is, WHERE?

Indoor or outdoor?

Outdoor and indoor have there own good things and bad things.

INDOOR GOOD THINGS:
1. Climate Control: Your able to control your temperature, humidity, watering, ect...
2. Pest Control: Just guessing but I'm sure there's less bugs in your house then outside.
3. Lighting Control: Turn on and off the light's when needed and wanted.
4. Time: You can grow any time you want indoors.
5. Hiding: If you live in such a place that would have the need of hiding your plants such as apartments, or if it's illegal where you are and you think the cops might show up for any reason.
It's fairly easy for some or most people to hide a MaryJane plant.
More to come...

INDOOR BAD THINGS:
1. Space: It could be for some people but not always.
2. Height: Most people would probably have a problem with this.
It's fairly hard for some or most people to hide a monster MaryJane plant.
3. Cost: It can be very costly growing you plant mostly do to your lighting, but not alway.
More to come...

OUTDOOR GOOD THINGS:
1. Lighting: The sun gives you the best lighting you can get and it's free!
2. Space: Usually you have more space for growing bushier and more plants in your backyard or special spot ;)
3. Height: You'll probably be able to grow taller plants where you pick to grow your plant outside.
4. Cost: It's usually lest costly when growing outdoors.
More to come...

OUTDOOR BAD THINGS:
1. Time: You can only grow your weed when the seasons right for your weed.
2. Bugs: Just a guess but I'd bet there's lots of bugs to wait and eat your special plant outside.
3. Natural disasters: Over watering do to lots of rain and other things that you can think of.
4. Other plants: Weeds, trees, bushes or anything else by your plant can mess up it's root system and take it's water.
5. Hiding: It's fairly hard to hide your plants out side. If it's illegal to grow where your at cops have a better chance of finding it and even if it's legal your neighbors may find your stash and help their selves out with a good plant or two.
More to come...

Well now that you see some of the good and bad thing of growing in and outdoors you pick and start reading the next lesson and always

K33p T0k1N

Lesson #1: The Basics ***THIS IS FOR THE FIRST TIME GROWER***

Just like any other hobby there's new words and terms you will have to understand to be able to understand what I and other people may post about growin' the green stuff...

THE LIST OF WORDS:
1. Node: A Node is where a new leaf or branch forms on the stem of your plant.



2.Topping: A technique similar to FIMMING that helps produce two bigger buds. Some people also say it makes more buds appear but I'll get more into it on another topic.
more words to come...

THE LIST OF TERMS:
1. LST: Stands for Low Stress Training. LST is one of the various techniques used to help your Jane to produce bigger, fatter buds. It does not produce more buds.
2. HST: Stands for High Stress Training. HST is another technique used to help you Jane produce more buds. It does not produce bigger buds.
3. CFL: Stands for Compact Florescent Light. CFL's are just a source of light for your weed.
4. LED: Stands for Light Emiting Diode. LED's are another source of light for your weed.
5. HPS: Stands for High Pressure Sodium. HPS's are VERY good source's of light for your weed.
6. SCROG or SCOG: Stands for Screen of Greens. Another technique to help your MaryJane produce more buds. It doesn't produce bigger buds.
7. SOG: Stands for Sea of Green. A great technique if growing weed is legal where your at.
8. FIM: Stands for Fuck I Missed. It's a technique for growing that helps produce more buds.
9. MHL: Stands for Metal Halide Light. MHL's are another VERY good light source for your plant.
10. ICD: Stands for Incandescent Light. ICD's plain out are the worst lighting for you plant.
more terms to come...

Of coarse I don't have every term and word down so if you get stuck on a word or term post it right here or send me a message and I'll get right to it.

I decided to start it off myself so everyone start commenting so you can get your answers and articles.

Let's get this thang runnin'! and always

K33p T0k1N

Pics and some info!

Here are some pics one of my old simple grows that went alright back about 3 years ago. I don't know what happened wit my other pic's but anyway, start asking questions and I'll provide you with all info you need like growing techniques so you can increase bud growth and have more buds and good techniques to make your weed taste great and smoke greater! And where to buy good seeds, bongs, vaporizers...

Literally just ask anything and I post it up on here or if you would like me to post all my info on my own forum then that'd be great!!!

So tell me what's up and

K33p T0k1N

Medical Maryjane

This is a good video I wanted to show all the weed supporters. Don't you think that it's just plain out flucked up that the Feds/DEA go in to businesses that sell some good healing herb? And to make it more flucked up how would you feel if you spent who know's how much time to get a businesses license and go through all the hard stressful work that you'd probably have to go through to even sell MaryJane legally and in the end get your business raided by people you can't call the po-po on that probably smoke up your product that you would have worked hard on to grow...

Or what if you were that girl who moved to get some herb cause she needed it then all of a sudden your source got shut down, it's just messed up!

In the end I'd say:
Fluck Bush
Fluck the Feds
Fluck the DEA
and Fluck anyone else with a problem about herb!!!

Post ya thoughts and

K33p T0k1N

The beginning

What's happinen' everyone! This be Micr0 and I'm happy to help you out with everything weed and weed related so post all your questions, comments, suggestions and soon everyone of you tokers will have everything you need right here in the GotJane community!

As well as all the things I am going to provide you with, I think that anyone should be able to see and post anything on my blog without signing up so go ahead and do what you need at GotJane without signing up and other bullshiz like people like to make you do.

Also to keep updated with the info get subscribed ta GotJane so you can grow and know da green like a pro >:)

And if ya like the site hook ya friend up with the site (gotjane.blogspot.com) to help them grow and know about the sticky icky.

Hope to gets this up and running!!!

K33p T0k1N